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The Outsidah: We have to swim to Crane Beach?!

The Outsidah has drawn up for alternative ways to get to Crane Beach when the road floods #IpswichMA
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The Outsidah: Blood, Cheeto, Debra

Some words cannot be said for different reasons. "Blood" will cause a grown man to faint, for example.
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Keypad schmeypad. What about fighting or smoke?

The Outsidah takes on keypad voting but suggests some old fashioned decision-making methods could be properly evaluated first.
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Alexa, Bite My Bluetooth!

Gavin Keenan is tired of keeping up with technology and has discovered a new/old way to back up important information.

Outsidah: Esssex Road development will bring a multitude of amazement

By The Outsidah, Doug Brendel The Internet is awesome. Now you can look up archives in advance. I looked up Ipswich 20 years from now,...
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Ipswich builds a wall to stop night-shift workers parking at MBTA lot

The Outsidah is confused about a town regulation that prohibits overnight parking at the T station and says it discriminates against night-shift workers.

Opinion: Joybullies in Whoville!

Kerry Zagarella says seasonal cheer cannot be forced upon us; looking for your own sense of joy is the only way to find it.

Bank Robbing 101 from a non-criminal

The Outsidah is preplexed by an alleged bank robber from Gloucester who reportedly escaped by bus but was picked up in Lynn.
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Love how you paused at Pineswamp, you jerk

The Outsidah has had it up to hear with bad drivers — and nice drivers.
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Stranger danger re-arranger

The Outsidah's identity was stolen. Not his fake one, his real one. The thief made off with $27 worth of dental work.

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Kindergarten Day’s papers, Sunday, April 21

Snatch the candy off the kids and bring them in to school. It builds character.

North Shore property transactions, April 8 – April 12

If you would like your name removed for privacy reasons, email news@thelocalne.ws. Boxford  Property Sales None Essex Property Sales None Georgetown Property Sales 4/12/2019 Fiore, Clayton L Oliver M 81 North St $355,000 Gloucester Property Sales 4/9/2019 Sieger, Keith A Ame &...

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Annual Easter flower fundraiser held in high winds and hoping to avoid heavy rain.